Boring Life Excitement

desmondsprettyface:

catchymemes:

BLOCK 100

HEAVY ARMOR 100

So I looked up the whole story and, as the BBC reports:

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skrytch:

sonicpinballparty:

mcbushpig:

when i was 8 i drew this comic about two girls kissing and my mom was out raged and i thought it was because my art wasn’t good enough so i kept trying to draw girls kissing and she sent me to therapy and my therapist tried explaining homosexuality to me and i didn’t even know what that had to do with my art skills

social cue misinterpretation level:

Artist

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eggcup:

give. that. boy. a. borger.

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impossiblenothings:

I never want an explanation

For those that do: this is a common thing at all inclusive resorts in Mexico. Not this exactly but water aerobics in the pool instructed by one of the entertainment staff in a costume is.

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hungwy:

corvuscrew:

hungwy:

hungwy:

hungwy:

Smash or pass: the sexy tuna guy from the starkist cans

Fuck marry kill: green giant, sexy tuna, mr clean

You are NOT allowed to kill mr clean

This is obvious, kill the sexy tuna because that’s just weird, fuck Mr clean because he’s ripped and you know you won’t catch anything, now here you might think marry Mr clean because he’ll clean the house, but no, his cleanliness standards would be unbearable.

marry the green giant, making you basically a pagan god through marriage, and he can probably make vegetables grow using magic and as a vegan I need that, dick probably too big to do anything with but like, pagan marriages can be poly I think

I want you to know you are so powerful to be able to begin with “this is obvious”

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squided:

“bisexuals are just being greedy”

This statement is correct.  I want all the donuts to myself.  No sharon you can’t have a donut.  Yes, I know there are 24 donuts.  Yes, I want them all for myself.  Fuck off sharon.

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61below:

stevenfresco:

sorry i have bubonic plague i can’t hang out tonight

aw rats

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concrete-donuts:

british wizards be like, “omg hogwarts is the best wizarding school in the world” oh really? well beauxbatons didn’t have lord fucking voldemort on campus every other year

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friendly-neighborhood-patriarch:

sorta-dad:

she killed him with a fuckin look

The I, Robot sequel looks lit.

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